I'm Going Slightly Mad

When the outside temperature rises

And the meaning is oh so clear

One thousand and one yellow daffodils

Begin to dance in front of you, oh dear



Are they trying to tell you something

You're missing that one final screw

You're simply not in the pink my dear

To be honest you haven't got a clue



I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened, happened

It finally happened, oh, oh

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Oh dear

Ha, ha, ha, ha



I'm one card short of a full deck

I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing



I'm coming down with a fever (oooohh)

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over (ooooh, oooh, oooh)

I think I'm a banana tree (oooh, ooh)

Oh dear



I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened, happened

It finally happened, uh, huh

It finally happened, I'm slightly mad

Oh dear



Ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Ooh-ooh, ah-ah



I'm knitting with only one needle

Unravelling fast its fire

I'm driving only three wheels these days

The song of heart's desire