Slow Hole To China

Dig a slow hole to China

Blacker than a miner

No turn un-stoned I trample

Hold my candle's handle



Mama always said

"You better come home"

Stuck in the mud

Dug a slow hole



My blue cow

Gotta get her back here somehow

My brown bag

Never gonna guess what I have



Mama always said

"You better come home"

Stuck in the mud

Dug a slow hole



If it's too shallow then dig it more deep

If it's too narrow then dig it more wide

If you see a point of light

Shake hands with the other side

If it's too shallow then dig it more deep

If it's too narrow then dig it more wide

If you see the point of light

Shake hands with the other side



A lighthouse in Kentucky

Oh I should be so lucky

Sell fill dirt to the groundlings

And water to the drowning



Mama always said

"You better come home"

Stuck in the mud

Dug a slow hole