The Great Outdoors

all you lasses in varnasses swallowing swords

shooting out fire at us heathen hordes

I was thinking something before I began

but then you done cut off both of my hands

now I do my drinking through bamboo straws

constantly kicking at tarantulas

what was I thinking? move to baltimore?

o yeah. the great outdoors



jump into the water

keel-hauled on the constallations

don't sell my belongings

cause you know that I'll be back



remember when I told you that I was a samurai?

well the fact of the matter is that was a lie

there were some other things that i'd rather not recall

y'all can blame it all ont he alcohol

but you ain't got no business criticizing me

this is my house and I'll do as I please

what was I thinking? move to baltimore?

o yeah. the great outdoors



move it on over and give me a slice



if you're int he market for a green zucchini

farmer's almanac got the largest size

winnebago woman what ya cooking?

move it on over and give me a slice



I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics

if I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets

and maybe do an interview with Larry King while floating

I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics

if I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets



move it on over and give me a slice