Coahuila

I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli

The last ten years of my life I've been kind of lonely

I don't do love, I don't do women named Hannah

And I don't do red-haired girls from Louisiana



I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About what I'm gonna watch on television

I'll dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila

With a little brown-haired girl and her tequila



My mama always seems to sing the same song:

You'll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honkey-tonks



What she says is true with that I must agree

'Cause any girl worth having wouldn't have a thing to do with me



I'm sitting here just sucking on my cavity cavity

Thinking of the things you used to say to me tragedy

And I'm suffering from a kind of indecision

About a little brown-hairedgirl

A little brown-haired girl

A little brown-haired girl

And her tequila