William and Mary

Dear Mary, a letter from the grave

You'd better well behave

Don't spend more than you save

Be careful not to



It's scary - I hope you're sitting down

I know how this must sound

I'm six feet in the ground

But I'll always be around



No matter what you do

I've got my eye on you

No matter what you do

I've got my eye on you



I'm staring at you each and every day

Since I'm an eyeball in a basin

Be charitable and chaste

And don't put make-up on your face



In death if not in life

We might see eye to eye

In death if not in life

Husband and wife



And I'm repeating myself twice

And I'm spouting tautologies

A dozen red roses and a thousand apologies

And thanks a million

Love, William