Granola Head

Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me

or getting all screwed up on LSD

or eating bean sprouts all day long

and smoking pot out of a bong

Wearing Flowers in my hair

and having dirty underwear



I don't wanna be a granola head x2



Whacked out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

Ugly chicks with very hairy legs

I think i'd rather be at home

listening to the Ramones

Or hanging out and getting drunk

with a bunch of useless punks



I don't wanna be a granola head x2



Oh can't you see

It's not for me

Eating bean sprouts all day long

and smoking pot out of a bong

wearing flowers in my hair

and having dirty underwear



I don't wanna be a granola head x4