Bartender

Come on bartender

Won't you be more tender

Give me two shots of whiskey

And a beer chaser

Love will be the death of me

Love is so fickle

Cause it starts with a flood

And it ends with a tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trickle



Come on bartender

Just a little more tender

I ate all your peanuts

Return me to sender

Happen to gander

Now I'm barely standing

Just call me a taxi

And prepare me for landing



Ooh, you have got to kick me back out

Into the cold and nasty weather

And maybe if I sober up

I will stop pretending that love is forever

Love is forever

Come on bartender

Come on bartender

Come on bartender



Ooh, you have got to kick me back out

Into the cold and nasty weather

And maybe if i sober up

I will stop pretending that love is forever

Love is forever, love is, love is, love is forever

Come on bartender

Come on bartender

Come on bartender



Love will be the death of me

Love will be the death of me

Love will be the death of me

Love is so fickel

Cause it starts with a flood

And it ends with a tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trickle

Trickle

Trickle

Trickle

Trickle

Trickle

Come on bartender

Come on bartender

Come on bartender