Bobbin' For Apples

Bobbing for apples in Somalia

The man with the iron curtain is followin' ya



No-one's coming for teatime 'cept my own holy ghost



You somewhere far, probably drinkin' a whiskey

I'm datin' Jack Daniels and Caleb's with Miss Niki Tine

Nachos with cocoa,

Hey, to each his own



Lovely people, lovely places

I can't remember names and I can't remember faces

Someone next door's fucking to one of my songs



Hey light fixture you are much too bright

So won't you stay with me through the night

Just grab a pillow tight and wait for the dizziness to pass



Rock'n Roll you ate my soul

You suck dry my bones

But you spit out my mole

I'll always opt to fall down these stairs in the end



Lovely people, lovely places

drunken faces, slurring phrases

I'll always opt to fall down these stairs in the end



You're so jealous

I'm so lonely

You'll never forgive me but I love you only

I'll always opt to fall down these stairs in the end



You so jealous

I'm so lonely

You'll never forgive me but I love you only



Someone next door's fucking to one of my songs

someone next door's fucking to one of my songs

Someone next door is fucking to one of my

one of my

So-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ongs

Someone next door's fucking to one of my songs