I Cut Off My Hair

I cut off my hair and went to sleep

You were there in my dreams

Nursing on my glass teat

It was a party, you were sucking liquor

On your jacket a VIP sticker

It was a party, you were sucking liquor

On your jacket a VIP sticker



I peed in my pants and ran down the street

Towards Washington Square Park

Where you had been beat up

You were wearing rags

I was wearing pointe shoes

I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze



The definition of a crazy person is

Someone that does the same thing over, and over again

While expecting new results



I cut off my tongue

You started to kiss me

Blood trickled down

Don't you ever miss me

Don't you ever miss meat

Don't you ever minced meat

Don't you ever mincth meat



Na na na na na na

Hoo hoo hoo

Na nanana na na na na

Hoo hoo

Na na na na na na

Hoo hoo hoo

Na nanana na na na na

Hoo hoo



Called up my mama but I couldn't be sweet

So I escaped through the window

On a rope made of sheets

Got bitten by a squirrel and stepped on a syringe

The view of Manhattan from GW bridge



You said, "Honey"

I said, "Baby"

You said, "Funny"

I said, "Maybe"

You says, "Hi honey"

I says, "Hey baby"

You asked, "Was it funny?"

And I said, "Well maybe

Maybe, maybe, maybe"



Na na na na na na

Hoo hoo hoo

Na nanana na na na na

Hoo hoo

Na na na na na na

Hoo hoo hoo

Na nanana na na na na

Hoo hoo



Na na nanana na na na

Na na nanana na na na

Hoo hoo



I cut off my hair and went to sleep

You were there in my dreams

Nursing on my glass teat

I cut off my hair and went to sleep

You were there in my dreams

Nursing on a glass teat

The definition of a crazy person is



It was a party, you were sucking liquor

On your jacket a VIP sticker

It was a party, you were sucking liquor

On your jacket a VIP uh

On your jacket a VIP uh

On your jacket a VIP uh

On your jacket a VIP