Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer

(Dennis Linde)



Well, I met her out at Murphy's resturaunt

She said she was fresh from the farm

And I remember thinkin' for a country girl

That she went pretty well armed.



We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank

I ordered her a sloe gin fizz

And when them chicken fried streaks arrived

She said, "I like livin' like this."



Chorus:

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the red wood deck

Now she's run off and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty redneck.



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Well, a few nights later I run into her

With some stranger on a park bench

She said he rebuilds engines and his name is Earl

He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench.



I whispered, honey, let's just go on home

And and have some onion rings and watch T.V.

And as I walked her to the truck

Earl was cryin, "Don't you leave me."



Chorus:

I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the red wood deck

Now she's run off and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty redneck.



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Chorus:

I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the red wood deck

Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty redneck.



Chorus:

I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the red wood deck

Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty redneck.



Oh, she's the queen, she's the queen...