Don't Leave Me Alone With Her

The Exodus is on

The impetus is gone

Nobody's having fun

How about another drink

Or maybe just a snack

The rest will be here soon

Here, let me take your mac

I know its started slow

There's still no need to go



Don't leave me alone with her

Every home is Rome alone with her

And if you all go, who'll say no to her

Don't leave me alone with her

Don't my sweat and shaking register

Cause if you all go, who'll say no to her



You look at her and say, "She looks OK to me"

I look at her and say, "She looks OK to me"

The reason's very clear

You're watching her with me



Don't leave me alone with her

Every home is Rome alone with her

And if you all go, who'll say no to her



Unwitting chaperons, how come you cannot see

Unwitting chaperons, how come you cannot see

A Hitler wearing heels

A soft Simon Legree

A Hun with honey skin

De Sade who makes good tea

Don't leave me here to be

Don't leave me here to be?



Don't leave me alone with her, etc.