Lighten Up Morrissey

She won't go out with me no she won't go out

'Cause my intellect's paper thin

She won't go out with me no she won't go out

Since my intellect's not like him



So lighten up Morrissey



She won't hang out with me no she won't hang out

'Til my biting wit bites like his

She won't hang out with me no she won't hang out

'Til my quick retort's quick as his



So lighten up Morrissey?

Lighten up lighten up

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Lighten up Morrissey

Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey



She won't have sex with me no she won't have sex

'Less it's done with a pseudonym

She won't do sport with me no she won't do sport

Says it's way way too masculine look at him



So lighten up Morrissey?

Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey

Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey



I got comparisons coming out my ears

And she never can hit the pause

If only Morrissey weren't so Morrisseyesque

She might overlook all my flaws



So lighten up Morrissey

Lighten up lighten up

So lighten up Morrissey

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Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey

Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey



She won't dine out with me no she won't dine out

Says my t-bone steak is at fault

She won't dine out with me no she won't dine out

With a murderer pass the salt



Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey

Lighten up lighten up



Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey

Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up Morrissey