Saccharin and the war

Fifteen years the bus had waited

Before it moved on into the town

Eye liner worn by all their girls



Through the night the war was fought

Each "eye liner" took two small drops

Reaction - Elation - Joy, Joy, Joy



Every girl took in a doctor

The Constitution says: "you must house the men"

Each doctor undermined a plot



All the weight that was soon lost

They erected as a golden cross



Remember the weight is no longer here



Through the street girls sang

The marching bands brought on the rain

The Doctors stood by the gold cross



One "eye liner" she had an idea

She read the Book, the Golden Book

It seems another Man had come across a cross



Dr. Jones they crucified



But, all their weight was returned back



Ha, Ha for all the girls now