Germ Free Adolescence

I know you're anticeptic

Your deodorant smells nice

I'd like to get to know you

But you're deep frozen like the ice



He's a germ free adolescent

Cleanliness is her obsession

Cleans her teeth ten times a day

Scrub away scrub away scrub away

The S.R. way...



You may get to touch her

If your gloves are sterilised

Rinse your mouth with

listerine Blow disinfectant in her eyes



He's a germ free adolescent

Cleanliness is her obsession

Cleans her teeth ten times a day

Scrub away scrub away scrub away

The S.R. way...



Her phobia is infection

She needs one to survive

It's her built-in protection

Without fear she'd give up and die