Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls (PS: I Love You)
South Park (Related Recordings) · South Park: Chef Aid [1998]
2 tablespoons of cinnamon
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it.
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in Heaven soon.
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick,
Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
OOOHH!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!!
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fity and give that spoon a lick!
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fiber!!
Suck on my balls
Sniff, sniff, sniff.
Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smells like somethin' burnin'
Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
'cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby
You just burnt my balls!!
HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM
DO SOMETHIN'!!
Oooh.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
THEY ON FIRE BABY!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls.
BLOW 'EM OUT BABY!!
OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!
SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!
COME ON BABY!!
WOO!! WOO!!
Suck on my balls!!!!!
(Clapping)
Thank you, thank you
Here's a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it.
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in Heaven soon.
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick,
Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
OOOHH!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!!
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fity and give that spoon a lick!
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown!
If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fiber!!
Suck on my balls
Sniff, sniff, sniff.
Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smells like somethin' burnin'
Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
'cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby
You just burnt my balls!!
HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM
DO SOMETHIN'!!
Oooh.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
THEY ON FIRE BABY!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls.
BLOW 'EM OUT BABY!!
OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!
SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!
COME ON BABY!!
WOO!! WOO!!
Suck on my balls!!!!!
(Clapping)
Thank you, thank you
Here's a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!