Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
South Park (Related Recordings) · South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut [1999]
Welllll!!!! Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Kyle: Shut your f**king mouth, Cartman!
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kameha-meha biatch!
Come on, you all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch, oh!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit somethin' like this:
(Translations in Japanese, French, Dutch and African.)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
(Kyle's mom comes behind Cartman.)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
I Really mean it, Kyle's mom...
She's a big fat fucking biiitch.
Big old fat fuckin' bitch - Kyle's mom.. yeahhh! Cha!
(Kids stare)
- What?
Cartman: (Turns round) Oh, f**k!!
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Kyle: Shut your f**king mouth, Cartman!
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kameha-meha biatch!
Come on, you all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch, oh!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit somethin' like this:
(Translations in Japanese, French, Dutch and African.)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
(Kyle's mom comes behind Cartman.)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
I Really mean it, Kyle's mom...
She's a big fat fucking biiitch.
Big old fat fuckin' bitch - Kyle's mom.. yeahhh! Cha!
(Kids stare)
- What?
Cartman: (Turns round) Oh, f**k!!