Gay People

Stan:

Mr. Garrison, can I ask you a question?



Mr. Garrison:

Of course Stanly, what is it?



Stan:

What is a... homosexual?



Mr. Garrison:

Oh, well Stanly, I guess you came to the right person - sit down.

Stanly, gay people... Well, gay people are evil; evil right down

to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours and

mine but rather a thick vomitus oil which oozes through their rotten

veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the

cause of their nauseous patterns of violent behaviour.

Do you understand?



Stan:

I guess...



Mr. Garrison:

Good, I'm glad we could have this little talk Stanly. Now, you

go out and practice football like a good little heterosexual.