Kenny & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever

Howdy-ho

Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared

He said "You are to be the Virgin Mother"

But Mary thought that was weird



Mary said, "I'm not a virgin, I blew a guy last year."

But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child have no fear



'Cause you can suck all the dick you want,

And still be a virgin, Mary!



You can suck all the dick you want,

And still not be considered flawed



Although you went to town and sucked some semen down.

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God



There's was no room at the inn when Mary and Joseph did arrive

But they were so very tired you see

And Mary had to offer a bribe



Since she had no money

How would she pay for a place to sleep?

Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep



Cause you can suck all the dick you want,

And still be a virgin, Mary!



You can suck all the dick you want,

And still be the Mother of Christ



If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin

To suck some dick to get a room for the night



Then three wise men did appear, bearing gifts of myrth and such

They said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch

Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed



But again, Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said



You can suck all the dick you want,

And still be a virgin, Mary!



You can suck all dick you want,

Every one in the nation



Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men

And you'll still be a virgin

'Cause there was no penetration



So, you can suck all the dick you want

And still be a virgin, Mary!



The donkey and the ox and the lambs

And even the little drummer boy



People will remember your name quick

They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!"

'Cause sucking dick

Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!



'Cause sucking dick

Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!



Mary, Mary, suck that dick