Kid Rock & Joe C - Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat Bitch

South Park (Related Recordings) · South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut [1999]

Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma

Straight out of tailor, Joe C.



Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know

and she stinks like shit!

Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,

Now she's fucked, people still thinks she's pretty

I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:

"Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!"

Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip,

But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!

Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Cliq



I don't know much, But I know this shit:

Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch!



Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch



She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch!



Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu...



My homme named Kyle lives up the block,

He's Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!

Non stop, she's a sight to see,

A real sloppy bitch that does right by me.

She might be the best suck in the Mountians,

Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting?

I'm astounded by the things she does,

She's the suckinist, fuckinist freak there ever was!

She aint a slut she's a supper groupie,

and I Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!

I don't Know much, but I know this:

Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!



Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch



She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch!



Oh, shit....

Tell 'em Joe



Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,

I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool!

I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,

Cause Kyles mom trippin' on 'EX' so I bought her,

Then I sold her, cause I'm like that little freak ass pimp,

But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,

Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies.



Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C

In the place to be,



I don't Know much but I know this,

Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bi-atch!



Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch



She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch!



You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,

The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker,

This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches...



Yo, Yo, time to make some wine