Mentally Dull

South Park (Related Recordings) · Other Songs - South Park (Related Recordings)

Intro:

Damien: Everybody fuck me!

Mr. Mackey: Why do you want that

Damien: Because I'm so fucking horney

Mr Mackie: Uh huh! That's a good start. Why else?

*music starts*

*contains dialouge from episodes*



Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You fucker!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr Garrison: What kind of sick wierdo are you!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say something Mr. Hanky!

Mr. Hanky: AAAAAHHHHH!

Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

Dude! Kenny is dead!

Chef: Hello there children! Let me sing you a little song.

"I'm gonna make love to yo woman..."

Man: Well you ain't Fiona Affle,

and if you ain't Fiona Affle I don't

give a rat's ass!

What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?

Kyle: Whoa dude that's disgusting!

Stan: Whoa dude! How do ya have sex with a chicken?

At least I'm not a little pig (beep)

Cartman: GODDAMN IT!

Pip: SHOOAA!

Cartman: YOU GET YOUR bitch ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN,

AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!

Mr. Hat: YOU GO TO HELL!

Stan: You bite my dick! (?)

Cartmam: yes

Well?

Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon

Cartman: KICK ASS!

*gun cock*

Cartman: Hey! I'll blow your friggin head off, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!

Mr. Mackey: your one screwed up little kid, you understand?

Cartman: He's a very disturbed little boy

Mrs. Cartman: You want some cheesy poofs?

Cartman: I don't want cheesy poofs!

Mrs. Cartman: You can have just an incy bit can't you?

Cartman: Well?

Mrs. Cartmaan: Just incy wincy woo woo?

Cartman: GODDAMMIT!

Mrs. Cartman: I got you some cheesy poofs and snacky time

Cartman: AAHHH!

Mrs. Cartman: Just an incy wincy woo woo?



CHORUS



Mr. Garrison: DUMBASS! What a retard!

Stan: You fat (beep) screw you

Kyle's mom: *gasp*

Mr. Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!

Man: Fruitcake!

Cartman: Bitch!

Wendy: YOU DO THINGS LIKE A FREAKKKKK!!!

Cartman: Well, I was standing out in the field

and I had a huge satalite dish stivkin

out of my butt. And then there was hundreds

of cows and ailens and then

I went up on the ship and Scott Bayo gave me pinkeye(echoing)

Stan: What the hell are you talking about?

Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Wendy: Life is gross!

Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!

Pip: Lunchy munchys, hmm?

Stan : Oh yeah! Well at least my mom's not

on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine!

Cartman: Damned! Will you shut the hell up!



CHORUS with talking on Jesus and Pals



Man: Barbra Streisand?

Chef: Barbra Sreisand?

Barbra Streisand: I'm Barbra Streisand!

Man: Barbra Streisand?

Chef: Barbra Srteisand?

Kyle: Kick the baby!

Ike: Don't kick the baby!

Man: Better luck, son!

Barbra Streisand: There's that little hick!

Stan: You ugly skank!

Cartman : Got to remember the good times,

bet anyone would! *screaming*



CHORUS then Cartman sings "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch"