Redneck Mountain Town

*(Music)*



There's a bunch of birds in the sky

and some deers just went running by

Oh the snow's pure and white

On the earth rich and brown

Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town



The sun is shining and the grass is green

Under the three feet of snow i mean

This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown

All the happy people stop to say hello (get out of my way)

Even though the tempature's low

It's a perfect sunday morning in my quiet littlemountain town



Well good morning stan

Mom can i have 8 dollars to see a movie?

A movie?

I thought you were going ice skating?

But this is gonna be the best movie ever! it's a foreign

film from canada

Alright alright here you go, but be back for supper

Thanks Mom



Oh what a picture perfect child

Just like jesus he was tender and mild

He wore a smile while he worn a thorny crown

What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure

And a mind so open and pure

Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town



Hey is your son home

I think so

KENNY!

ow

KENNY WAKE UP!

KENNY DAMIT C'MON!

im coming (in a mumbled voice)

Kenny the terrance and Phillip movie is out you wanna come

- mumbling from kenny -

Where do you think you're going

- mumbling -

You can't you have to go to church

but mom, i wanna see this movie!

Well fine go ahead and miss church and then

when you die and go to hell you can answer to satan

Okay



You can see your breath hanging in the air

You see homeless people but you just don't care

It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown

( kenny singing and mumbling)

Thats right

Its sunday morning in our quiet little white red redneck

mountain town



Okay ike lets try this one more time

- mumbling from ike -

ready ike! Kick the baby

u kick the baby

kick the baby



Kyle we're going to the terrance and Phillip Movie

Oh my god dude

Kyle what's going on

nothing we're going skating now

Oh well take your little brother out with you

Ah mom he's not even my real brother he's adopted

Do as i say kyle!

Okay okay i'm sorry



Look at those frail and fragile boys

it really gets me down

the world is such a rotten place

and city lifes a complete disgrace

thats why i moved to this redneck im sure enough

quiet mountain town



- door bell rings -

mom somebody's at the door

mom somebody's at the door!

coming hon'

hey i can't see the tv

oh look Eric it's your little friends

fireman

what are you guys doing here

we can yes yes



Off to the movies we shall go

where we learn everything that we know

cuz the movies teach us what are parents don't have time to say

and this movies gonna make our lives complete

cuz terrance and phillip are sweet (super sweet)

Thank god we live in a quiet little redneck podunk

white trash kick-ass U..S..A



Can i have 5 tickets to terrance and phillip

asses of fire please...............NO!