Saddam Hussein - I Can Change

Some people say that I'm a bad guy

They may be right, they may be right!

But its not as if I dont try

I just fuck up!

Try as I might.



But I can change, I can change!!!

I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!

I'll open up my heart and I will share it!

Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes I can change, I can change!!!

I know I've been a dirty little bastard

La la la la la lalala!



*hectic*

I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but IT'S OK

CAUSE I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!!

*sigh*

Its not my fault that Im so evil

Its society, society.

You see, my parents were sometimes abusive

And it made a prick of me!



But I can change, I can change!

I can learn to keep my promises I know it!

La la la la la lalala!!

I'll open up my heart and I will show it!

Any minute now I will be born again!



Satan: But what if you never change?

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?



Saddam:Hey Satan!

Dont be such a twit

Mother Teresa wont have shit on me!

Just watch, just watch me change here I go Im changing!!!



Hey!

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!

Ah!



*whistling solo*

Dee da tlee ta tlee ta tlee tlaa tlaa...

Heeeeeeey Satan!