Stan, Kyle & Eric - What Would Brian Boitano Do?

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold

He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold

When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears

He used his magical fire breath and saved the maiden's fair



So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do



I want this V-Chip out of me,

It has stunted my vocabulary.



And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.



For Wendy I'll be an activist too,

'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.



So what would Brian Boitano do?

He'd call the kids in town, and tell them to unite for truth,

that's what Brian Boitano'd do.



When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010

He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn

'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody



So let's get all the kids together,

and unite to stop our moms.

And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,

'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do,

And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,

'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd doooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!