Wendy's Cunt Song

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big...



Cock-a-doodle doodle, the rooster just won't quit

And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like...



Shit-zus make good house pets; they're cuddly and sweet

Monkeys aren't good to have because they beat their...



Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall

The bossy wants to see you so you can suck his...



Ballsack was a writer; he lived with Alan Bunt

Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's 'cause she's a...



Contaminated water can really make you sick

Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your...



Dictate what I am saying 'cause it will bring you luck

And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying...



F**k!