Wendy's Fingerbang Audition

Mrs. Landers was a health nut

she cooked food in a wok

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend

and he had a great big,



Cock-A-doodle-doodle

the rooster just won't quit

and I don't want my breakfast

because it tastes like,



Shit-zus make good house pets

they're cuddly and sweet

monkeys aren't good to have

'cause they like to beat their,



Meet-ing in the office

o meeting in the hall

the boss he wants to see you

so you can suck his,



Balls-ac was a writer

he lived with Allen Funt

mrs.roberts didn't like him

but thats 'cause she's a,



Cunt-aminated water

can really make you sick

your bladder gets infected

and blood comes out your,



Dick-tate what i'm saying

'cause it will bring you luck

and if you all don't like it

I dont give a flying fuck!!