Boarding School

Everyone from home says that you're so cool

Come on everybody to the boarding school

Everyone from town says that you're so cool

Come on, get down to the boarding school



Let's do drugs

Make love with our teachers

Come on, baby, tell me what is tattooed as featured



I'm a vain, a pro and a nation

Had to do drugs to stop the f-food cravings



If you wanna get high with me

I'm in the back doing crack, drinkin' P-P-Pepsi



Everyone from home says that you're so cool

Come on everybody to the boarding school

Everyone from town says that you're so cool

Come on, get down to the boarding school



Cheap trailer trash and

Everyone knows it, but she got a great ass

And she knows how to show it



With American flags on each little finger

You're crashing on wall street while I'm blowing up as a singer



If you wanna get that scarlet champ

Love's not a problem, let's solve it

Educated in the language of doin' it

Get down like your tutor taught you to

And do it



Everyone from home says that you're so cool

Come on, everybody to the boarding school

Everyone from town says that you're so cool

Come on, get down to the boarding school



If you wanna get that sugar cane

If you wanna be that pin-up queen

You can, you can



If you wanna do that south beach swing

Hope you wanna groove vacationing

You can

You can, you can



(Three, four)



When they said prolific

They weren't kidding

You thought that I was just a calender kitten

But now you heard me purring "tiger", you're smitten

So let's begin to major in the art of sinnin'



Everyone from home says that you're so cool

Come on, everybody to the boarding school

Everyone from town says that you're so cool

Come on, get down to the boarding school



Get down

Get down