Desperate But Not Serious

If I ask you difficult questions

If I make improper suggestions

Would you find that a risk to your health

Would you put me up on the bookshelf

With the books and the plants?



Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious



If I were kind and adoring

How would that be? Very boring

Mister Pressman with your penknife

Always asking about my sex life

And who with and how many times?



Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious



All the advice seems so unkind

"If you don't stop, you will go blind!"

They tell you it's none of their business

And console you with a big kiss

On the lips and on the back of your neck

(Oh heck!)



Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious

Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious



(till fade)