Friends (Version 2)

I'm a friend of Mr. Pastry

I'm a friend of Allen Jones

I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey

I'm a friend of your chromosomes



I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe

I'm a friend of Michael Miles

I'm a friend of Jim Morrison

I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles



I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

(Friend of a friend)

I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me

(Don't know me)

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

(Friend of a friend)

And if I come on the night

Can I get in free?



I'm a friend of Michael Jackson

I'm a friend of Mr Spock

I'm a frend of Dr Kildare

I'm a friend of The Woodentops



I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

(Friend of a friend)

I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me

(Don't know me)

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

(Friend of a friend)

And if I come on the night

Can I get in free?



I'm an old friend of Charles Hawtrey

I'm a friend of Michael Caine

I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer

I'm a friend of Big John Wayne



I'm a friend of Stevie Wonder

I'm a friend of Eric Fromm

I'm a friend of Bryan Ferry

I'm a friend of Terence Stamp



I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

(Friend of a friend)

I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me

(Don't know me)

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

(Friend of a friend)

And if I come on the night

Can I get in free?