Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face)

Adam And The Ants · Other Songs - Adam And The Ants

A man and a woman walking down the street

With a son and a daughter, it was, oh, so sweet

When Mummy turned to Daddy and she said

"My dear, write out your will, the end is near"



Then she pulled out the gun

I saw the sparks

Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks

Because



She'd heard the voices from outer space

She'd heard the voices from outer space

She'd heard the voices from outer space

Saying, "Never trust a man with egg on his face"



Three months later Mrs. B stands

A smile on her face, blood on her hands

The kiddies got scared and have run to bed



The headlines in the papers said that

She was the victim of an awful plan

Announced through the mouthpiece of a little green man



She'd heard the voices from outer space saying

"Never trust a man with egg on his face"



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