Jerry Rules In The Land Of The Free

jerry rules in the land of the free by De Heideroosjes

You're a punk-ass motherfOh my God what do I see?

Is this what they called 'the land of the free'

Where a he turns out to be a she

But where I can't say 'fuck' live on t.v.?



Oh my dear what did I see?

It's a bunch of rednecks live on t.v.

People don't worry, Jerry has the key

Join and destroy your family



Jerry rules in the land of the free

Jerry rules in the land of the free

The king, the God of American TV

Jerry rules in the land of the free



Where do you go

What do you do

Jerry Jerry

You couldn't satisfy me with you're little

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Bring you're ass down there

Bring you're ass down there that I can

Jerry Jerry

I don't want either one of you

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry



Oh my God, what drugs is he on?

How long does it take to find such a moron?

And while the audience shouts 'Jerry, Jerry'

They got fooled by a woman called Jim Carrey



Jerry rules in the land of the free

Jerry rules in the land of the free

The king, the God of American TV

Jerry rules in the land of the free



He married me because he loved me

Shut up

Jerry Jerry

I wanna make her back on her bed

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Now you honey, don't dare

Jerry Jerry

How can you love your own daughter

You are a sicko

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry



Jerry rules in the land of the free

Jerry rules in the land of the free

The king, the God of American TV

Jerry rules in the land of the free



Oh my dear, this show is a thrill

Is that Hillary who beats the shit out of Bill?

If you really show us U.S. society today

I'd best call Saddam "send bombs rightaway!"



Jerry rules in the land of the free

Jerry rules in the land of the free

The king, the God of American TV

Jerry Fuck*** rules in the US democracy