Everybody's Drunk

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk in here



Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered

Pissed or maybe even get laid, too

Booze on your breath always makes girls horny

So come on boys, let's chug a few



Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk, oh yeah



People pouring in the front door

Most of them I've never seen in my life

I hear the sound of windows breaking

Who just lit the couch on fire



Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight



And if you're coming here

Don't forget to have yourself a beer



There's two girls throwin' up in the bathroom

A good friend holds your head back when ya puke

Tonight's the night so grab your whatever

Lift your something

Here's a toast to you



We're all gonna get drunk

Oh, we're all gonna get drunk

Oh, wait we're already drunk



Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk tonight

Everybody's drunk

Everybody's drunk, hoorah!



Fa la la la la la la



(Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No.

I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time...assholes.)

(Hey man, be careful)

(Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face! It'll be funny)

(Hey, I don't feel so good)

(There is no trash can)