Edam Anchorman

took no notice of you until

I got to know you when I was home ill

I had the measles whilst you had a tan

You scanned the Autocue with sincere mind

Edam anchorman

You live in disgrace with a plastic face

Edam anchorman

Just taking the can from the staff around the van

Edam anchorman

Edam anchorman



I bought a dagger and a picture of you

For fourteen dollars and ninety-two (cents)

Revenge for all those unanswered calls (just remember)

I can see you but you can't see me



Edam anchorman

You live in disgrace with a plastic face

Edam anchorman

Glowing in beige on the national stage

Edam anchorman

Edam anchorman



We'll only be there for you

We know all the shit you do

Aaah! Aaah!

Edam, edam



Such a sinister bloke came in

On the telephone, oh oh

Aaah! Aaah!

Edam, edam



Edam anchorman

You live in disgrace with a plastic face

Edam anchorman

Just taking the can from the staff around the van

Edam anchorman

Edam anchor

Edam anchorman