Golden Retriever

'Hey!', said the devil

When I met her at the roundabout

She's got powers magnetic

Devours you of everything you've got



She's a golden retriever

Retrieves your oldest coin

Leads you blindly down every dark alley

And then she'll cream you dry



'Stop!', said the puppy

When I met him at the zebra cross

Said, 'you'll need protection from every direction

But she'll get you anyhow'



'Cause she's a golden retriever

Retrieves your oldest coin

Leads you blindly down every dark alley

And then she'll cream you dry



She's a golden retriever