Lazer Beam

(Introducing a radical new vision

No more imperial colonial bastards

No more romantic comedies

This is a fanfare introduction

To a high powered, purposeful theme)



Take a shine of our laser beam

And we'll cleanse all the evil within you



The resistance in the distance

Creeping closer, have no fear

Land in anguish, we escape

It in our rocket propelled space ship



Take a shine of our laser beam

And we'll cleanse all the evil within you



Human being, human doing

Human error, human terror

Human nature, human hate you

Human crying, human leaving



Take a shine of our laser beam

And we'll cleanse all the evil within you



We will conquer utopia in space chariots



Take a shine of our laser beam

And we'll cleanse all the evil within you



Point you random finger

Point it to the sky

Point your random finger

Come on a testify

Human kind loves money

But we just love to fly

So point your random finger

Come on and testify