Shoot Doris Day

Shoot Doris Day

Out of the way

In the pouring rain



Sentimentality pause

As Jimmy Stewart ignores

Her Question



People never stay the same

It's a fight between the

Wild and tame

I've some feelings that

I can't get through

Even to you my friend

Wasting away in vain

Oh! Mercy



Victor Panache

Lost his moustache

In a P.R. war



Public relationship tears

no one would touch him

For years



People never stay the same...

Rushing around in vain

Don't tempt me



People never stay the same

It's a fight between the

Wild and tame

I've some feelings that

I can't get through

But those feelings never

Bothered you



People never stay the same

It's a fight between the

Strong and lame

I've some feelings that

I can't get through

I'll just binge on crack

And tiramisu



Animals don't stay the same

I've some feelings that

I can't get through

Without turning to a

Military coup