Hate Everyone

Did you know that there are people in the world

Annoyed with all the other people in the world

And of all these angry people in the world

I am the angriest boy



When I was spat onto the earth in a stream of guts

By mother nature that green eyed slut

I wasn't the first to get forced from her cut

One to whom I still shall stay stuck.

Staring from the cradle my eyes take in

The baby speak of my brain-dead kin

The goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin

of a chub-faced alien



Well if you think I'm being harsh,

Well baby keep on counting stars



Cause I hate everyone,

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

Upon this cursed earth



Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don't shine

Packed me in a classroom to count the time

Studying the history of mens minds

Chasing tail and committing hate crimes

Recipe Girl with the gas-guzzlers

Forced myself to fall in love with her

She was so strung out, she swear it never occurred

The honky king went back on his word



The next one did the same

The blind leading the lame



All together now

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

Upon this cursed earth



How does it make you feel to be wanted? (whoa)

How does it make you feel to be one of many?

how does it make you feel to be blinded? (whoa)

How does it make you feel? (2x)



I hate actors who seem genuine

i hate my ex-girlfriend, though she's feminine

I hate the singer with the denim shit

I hate everyone

I hate the hospital in texas

I hate the rapper in the Lexus

I hate the pills I ate for breakfast



I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone



Cause, admired in hypocrisy

Yet I'm still down with JC

I guess that everyone includes me

(I hate everyone)

And that's why I'm a humanist