Lady spider

I've been waiting for you patiently

I knew you'd come my way eventually

(...)

I'll have my way with you and then you'll see

I saw it on an ancient documentary

and then a bad idea occured to me



lady spider lies in wait

kills a suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

so much nicer than I seem

lady spider wants you dead

I'll just tie you up instead



I'm sorry if you're not prepared

but now that I have you insnared

you could make a meal for me

I was saving you especially

I'm just kidding, I think that you might survive

'cause I need you to stay alive



lady spider lies in wait

kills a suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

so much nicer than I seem

lady spider wants you dead

I'll just tie you up instead



just you and me boy, just two for tea

there's no reason to be scared

there's no reason to escape



lady spider lies in wait

kills a suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

so much nicer than I seem

lady spider wants you dead (dead dead)

lady spider lies in wait

kills a suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

so much nicer than I seem

lady spider wants you dead

I'll just tie you up instead