F.D.R. Jones

I hear tell there's a stranger in the Jones household



(Yes siree, yes siree)



That's what I'm told



I hear tell there's a new arrival six days old



(Yes siree, yes siree)



Worth his weight in gold



Come right in and meet the son



Christening's done, time to have some fun



(Yes siree, yes siree, yes siree)



Yes siree, yes siree, it's a big holiday everywhere



For the Jones family has a brand new heir



He's the joy heaven sent and they proudly present



Mister Franklin D. Roosevelt Jones



When he grows up he never will stray



With a name like the one that he's got today



As he walks down the street folks will say



"Pleased to meet, Mister Franklin D. Roosevelt Jones"



What a smile and how he shows it



He'll keep happy all day long



What a name, I bet he knows it



With that handle how can he go wrong?



And the folks in the town all agree



He'll be famous, as famous as he can be



How can he be a dud or a stick in the mud



When he's Franklin D. Roosevelt Jones?



(Yes siree, yes siree, yes siree)



'Cause he's Franklin D. Roosevelt Jones