Friendship

If you're ever in a jam, here I am

If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot

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If you're ever down a well, ring my bell

And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me

A-yes-sir-ee

If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgate

Gate?

Ours will still be great

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If they ever black your eyes, put me wise

If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose

And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgit

Ours will still be it

A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep

If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind

And if you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt

If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are up the crick

Ours will still be slick



A-lottle-dottle-dottle-woof-woof-woof

hep-hep-hep

a-chuck-chuck-chuck

a-dig-dig-dig

Good evening friend!