Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better)

Anything you could do, I could do better

Hah!

I can do anything better than you!

No you can't!

Yes I can!

No you can't!

Yes I can!

No you can't!

Yes I can!

Yes I can!



Anything you can be, I can be greater

Sooner or later I'm greater than you!

No you're not!

Yes I am!

No you're not!

Yes I am!

No you're not!

Yes I am!

Yes I am!



I can shoot a partridge

with a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow

With a bow and arrow

I can live on bread and cheese

and only on that?

So can a rat!



Any note you can sing

I can sing higher

I can sing any note higher than you.

No you can't

Yes i can

No you can't

Yes i can

No u can't

Yes i can

No you can't

YES I CAN!

How do you sing that high?

I'm a girl!!



Anything you can say

I can say softer.

I can say anything softer than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

YES I CAN!



I can drink my liquor

Faster than a flicker

I can drink it quicker

And get even sicker

I can open any safe

Without being caught?

Ts-You Bet

Thats what i thought u crook!



Any note you can hold

I can hold longer

I can hold any note longer than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you cant

Yes I can

Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

CAN!

YES U CAN!!!!!!!!!



Where do you keep all that air?

Hmph



Anything you can say

I can say faster

I can say anything faster than you

.....No you can't

Yes-I-can

No-you-can't

YesIcan

Noyoucan't

YesIcan



I can jump a hurdle

I can wear a girdle

I can knit a sweater

I can fill it better



I can do most anything

Can you bake a pie?

No..

NEITHER CAN I!



Anything you can sing

I can sing sweeter

I can sing anything sweeter than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Oh yes I can



No you can't, can't, can't

Yes I can, can, can

Yes I can

(No you can't)