Tale O' The Twister

She was a cool blue redhead

She was a virgin vixen

She had the eyes of Lassie

She had the lips of Nixon

Lips like Tricia Nixon



I stole a sideways glance at her continental shelf

And I know she was the devil himself



It's a barstool yawn to a stuttered come-on

It's a dirt road rut,

She said, "Button up, mister"

I shook as she took another look

"Have you ever been hooked," she said,

"By the tail of the twister?"



And with a brain like Einstein

And with a form like sin

Up on the roof of Trump Tower

She said, "It's yours on a trade-in"

(Think about it)



She was drawn to blood like a lean loan shark

A tornado to a trailer park



It's a long black car

It's power like a czar

It's temporary bliss

It's like kissing your sister

Big wheels and you're feeling real fine

It's a temporary ride

On the tail of the twister



Big, big wheels

And you're sitting real high

It's a temporary ride

On the tail of the twister



Cars and girls

It's the details of design

Another bait and switch game

That hooks me everytime

(And it's payday)



After sleeping with the devil you'd love to close the book

But you gotta wonder how the baby's gonna look



It's a wide-eyed steal

It's another New Deal

It's the whore before the cart

My head's starting to blister

She said, "You could be the envy

Of everyone you envy"

It's the tail...



It's a long black car

It's power like a czar

It's temporary bliss

My head's starting to blister

I got took as she took another look

"Have you even been hooked," she said

"By the tail of the twister?"