Fifa (Shrunk)
The Karma Killers · Other Songs - The Karma Killers
[Little Beat]
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
[Sryan]Drink your vaccine and let's shrink
And bring your poodle so it doesn't eat us
The roads will be so wide
No traffic jams when we're half a foot tall
Bring what you need down here
We'll shrink it all by microwave
Don't wanna die like dinosaurs
We'll have enough resources to go round
So now you've made the big shrink
Meanwhile we'll keep acting big
We well-bred beautiful people
Who says we have to go too?
Cops and Mason businessmen
Were exempted from the ovens
As if you weren't already.
The rest of you are all our termites now
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
[Adam M]I'm not no red football
To be kicked around the garden
No no I'm a red christmas-tree ball
And I'm fragile
I'm not no animal
Though I am to you
I'm not no crocodile
Like the one in Dublin Zoo
Who lived in a cage
the length and breadth of his body
When a window which people would look through
And throw coins on his back to taunt him
'though he couldn't move
Even if he wanted to
I'm not no animal in the zoo
I'm not no whipping boy for you
You may not treat me like you do
I'm not no animal in the zoo
My skin is not a football for you
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
[Flo Rida]In the center of the field stands the favorite player
The ball comes floating in, they say a silent prayer for him.
Fifty yards away, a minute left to go
The ref looks at his watch; Oh, oh
He cuts it to the right, gets past a defender
A blur of blue and white, the moment hangs suspended in time.
One man left to beat
He can see the goal-keeper's eyes
There's magic in his feet; Oh, oh
And a single ray of sunlight reaches down to touch the golden boy
Seems to light his way towards the net
In his mind he sees the headlines in the morning newspaper
This'll be a day they won't forget
Now he's on his own, completely in control of it all
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
[Sryan]Drink your vaccine and let's shrink
And bring your poodle so it doesn't eat us
The roads will be so wide
No traffic jams when we're half a foot tall
Bring what you need down here
We'll shrink it all by microwave
Don't wanna die like dinosaurs
We'll have enough resources to go round
So now you've made the big shrink
Meanwhile we'll keep acting big
We well-bred beautiful people
Who says we have to go too?
Cops and Mason businessmen
Were exempted from the ovens
As if you weren't already.
The rest of you are all our termites now
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
[Adam M]I'm not no red football
To be kicked around the garden
No no I'm a red christmas-tree ball
And I'm fragile
I'm not no animal
Though I am to you
I'm not no crocodile
Like the one in Dublin Zoo
Who lived in a cage
the length and breadth of his body
When a window which people would look through
And throw coins on his back to taunt him
'though he couldn't move
Even if he wanted to
I'm not no animal in the zoo
I'm not no whipping boy for you
You may not treat me like you do
I'm not no animal in the zoo
My skin is not a football for you
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
[Flo Rida]In the center of the field stands the favorite player
The ball comes floating in, they say a silent prayer for him.
Fifty yards away, a minute left to go
The ref looks at his watch; Oh, oh
He cuts it to the right, gets past a defender
A blur of blue and white, the moment hangs suspended in time.
One man left to beat
He can see the goal-keeper's eyes
There's magic in his feet; Oh, oh
And a single ray of sunlight reaches down to touch the golden boy
Seems to light his way towards the net
In his mind he sees the headlines in the morning newspaper
This'll be a day they won't forget
Now he's on his own, completely in control of it all
[Chorus]If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt
If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size
Come on baby let's play fifa
Come on baby let's play fifa
Time to kick somebody's butt