Crackpot History And The Right To Lie

People come people go, how long I'll stay I just don't know

When showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will come

Crackpot history and the right to lie



People love people hate, for my downfall they just can't wait

When showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will come

Crackpot history and the right to lie



I wish that everyone could see a show by Liza Minnelli

Such a marvelous lady with talent by the ton

Crackpot history and the right to lie



People lie people hurt, like to read their Sunday dirt

So every Jekyll needs a Hyde to blame the business on

Crackpot history and the right to lie



Every rebel that I've met say they're going to die and yet

I see them now and they ain't dead yet, and pushing forty one

Crackpot history and the right to lie



Pumping is a splendid gift, I hope that you will catch my drift

Some like pumping in the lift, just like the Scottish tongs

Crackpot history and the right to lie



There is nothing like the sound of a nicely laundered pound

Trying to collect around forty million

Crackpot history and the right to lie

Crackpot history