Nice Straight Row

If Nathan won't do it

If Tom won't do it

And Jay won't do it

Then go for Siva's model pout instead



If Max didnt hide it

If Nathan didn't hide it

Then why can't I find it

All the guys have tried it on now

And looked wrong somehow



So I'm getting my pout ready

Getting my pout ready now



It's a band photo

We gotta get into a nice straight row

Hope you can't see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas

Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know

Guess what time we get up get up now



Cause Max won't wash it

and Jay won't wipe it



Don't mean to drop it

But cleaning just drives us out

of our heads

When I'm handed pictures to sign and I'm trying to be patient

But girls all go berserk for their screaming adoration

Because they say it helps.

It's to maximize flirtation but I must get back to this shoot



This bit's slow mo, then we get back into a nice straight row

As our fame increases schedules on press releases

And so our fans already know exactly where to go now



I wonder if I'll be the solo star but I'm worried if I do depart

Then my place in the band will go

and it'll break up our nice straight row

row row row row row

We're all standing

slow mo slow mo slow mo



It's a band photo we gotta get into a nice straight row

How you cant see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas

Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know

Guess what time we get up get up now