Porn Is Good for the Soul

I'd rather go home

And watch pornography alone

I've got a big collection

A really huge selection



And if I'm really desparate

I'll call my ex up

And have sex on the phone

It beats orgasming alone



Porn is good for the soul

But it doesn't mean a thing invariable

Unless you own a good dildo

But then I bet you think I'm a whore



Sex is a drug

So throw me a bone

It's so innocent

That's why I always phone home, phone home



Coz I'm feeling ashamed

That I feel like a boy

Oh, women are meant to act coy

That's why we've got all these toys



Porn is good for the soul

But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole

Unless you own a good dildo

But then you'll all think I'm a whore