Eggs

Eggs by Land Before Time II



Ozzy



When I wake up

First thing I do

Eggs

Is to look around

For something to chew

"Eggs-actly"

Feeding myself is very, very tricky

Because you see, I'm ridculously picky

Eggs



Strut

Excuse me Ozzy, I---



Ozzy

This Struthiomimus

Won't settle for the dregs

I'll borrow

I'll beg

I'll even kiss you



Strut

Kiss me?



Ozzy

For my dear beloved dose...

Of eggs



Strut

(Sung:)

Hurry, Ozzy, I'm so hungry

I can't wait for another minute.

Here's a juicy little leaf

With a beautiful stick in it.

Can't I have a taste...

If I promise just to lick it?



Ozzy (shouted not spoken)

Strut!



Strut

What!



Ozzy

You imbecilic eater

Great green globs couldn't

Possibly be sweeter

Than a pile of eggs



You've got to smell them

Feel them

Crack them open

For a great big nest full

I am hoping



Strut

I'm starving! I'm weak!

There's nothing in my tummy.

The mold on that tree

(Sung:) is starting to look yummy.



Ozzy

The colors and shapes

And assorted sizes

Gobble them all

For appetizers

Eggs-tasy



Strut

Ozzy, what's the matter

With a little vegetation?



Ozzy

I've had it up to hear

With this aggravation!



Strut

Can't I have

This piece of a tree?



Ozzy

Why can't you be more

Like me?

You leaf-loving



Strut

Hey



Ozzy

Bush-burping

Stem-smelling

Garden-gorging



Strut

Wait a minute!



Ozzy

Plant-popping, tree-tasting,

Dirt-devouring beast!



Strut

Ozzy



Ozzy

You've got to have eggs

Thrice a day

At least



Strut

Eggs.