That Was A Big Fat Lie

I kind of believed you when you said your nights were lonely

Until the day that I came by

But when you whispered that I was your one & only

That was a big fat lie



I should have been wiser than I was

And seen right through you

But the moon got in my eye

That stuff about I never lived until I knew you

That was a big fat lie



You must have started to fib when you were wearing a bib

And such a habits hard to break

A little lie is okay

But when you lie night & day

That's more than even I can take

You told me we oughta marry

And I let you sway me

Kissed my happy days goodbye

And when you told that man you'd honor & obey me

That, baby, was a big fat lie



Let's face it you're no George Washington

An over exaggeration of a super prevarication

Just a big fat lie