Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

you say either and i say either

you say neither and i say neither

either, either, neither, neither

let's call the whole thing off



you say tomato, i say tomato

you eat potato and i eat potato

tomato, tomato, potato, potato

let's call the whole thing off



but oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part

and oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart



so, if you wear pajamas and i wear pajamas

i'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas

for we know we need eachother so we

better call the calling off, off

oh, let's call the whole thing off



you say after and i say after

you say laughter and i say laughter

after, after, laughter, laughter

let's call the whole thing off



you say havana and i say havana

you eat banana and i eat banana

havana, havana, banana, banana

let's call the whole thing off



but oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part

and oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart



so, if you say oysters and i say oysters

i'll eat oysters and give up oysters

for we know we need eachother so we

better call the calling off, off

oh, let's call the whole thing off