I Should Stayed Home

Son,



Well way down in the Okahanachi Swamp;



Is where old lady Wiggwamp made



her juu-juu juicy fruit'stomp.



I went to see her last night,



tripped and fell in right into the



alligator boo-koo-dee-doo-bamp!



Put the hammer down, son!



I knew right then and there;



I should stayed home.



I should never left house,



Should just sit polite like,



hands folded in lap!



Son!



Well, old lady Wiggy-wamp,



a pork-a-pork-achop!



Don't stop the pork chop stampy stomp!



Son, heh-he!



Hee-haw!



Give me a cigerette.



Please?



Nooo!



Contempt of court!?!



What happened?



Awww, man.



I should stayed home.