King Sap (And The Princess Sag)

Now sweet mother nature

Why must you do this to me

Must I be so offended

By this comedy

Well, I don't give a flying'

'Bout what he has to say

'Cause the hair's all wrong

The shoes don't fit

The eyes the eyes

No mystery

Big sucker

Small guy



Chorus ~

Killer Killer

Ooh my my

King Sap

Oh and Princess Sag

King Sap

Oh and Princess Sag



I read it in the paper

New romance

Puff puff vapour

Career chance

Spineless spreading

Of legs and lies

Reception reception stuck in a lift

Dress hiked to her thighs;

She pucker moan and sigh



Chorus



On TV TV

What a pro

Toupe' toupe'

Where the hair don't grow

Spineless spreading

Of legs and lies

Reception reception stuck in a lift

Dress hiked to her thighs

She pucker moan and sigh,



Chorus ~ +

King Sap

Oh and Princess Sag

King Sap

Oh and Princess Sag